Beam Up Your Social Media.
ZORP researches the trends, builds the strategy, writes the captions, edits the videos, and schedules everything — across every platform. You just show up and post. (Or honestly, don't even do that.)
30-day content calendar
October — 42 posts scheduled
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Sound familiar?
You didn't start your business to become a full-time content creator.
But here you are, staring at a blank caption box at 11pm, wondering what to post tomorrow and whether the algorithm hates you personally. (It doesn't. Probably.)
Running a business is already a full-time job. Layering a daily content strategy on top of it? That's where things start to feel impossible.
You know you need to show up on social. You know consistency matters. But knowing something and actually doing it with zero time, zero energy, and zero idea what's even trending right now are very different things. That gap is exactly what ZORP was built to close.
The only social media tool that does the thinking and the doing.
Most tools give you a calendar and wish you luck. ZORP actually shows up for you. It researches what's trending on every platform, builds a strategy that makes sense for your brand, writes fully fleshed-out captions, scripts your videos, edits your short-form content in one click, and handles scheduling across all 8 platforms. It's not a template. It's not a shortcut. It's a legitimate social media system built for people who have a business to run.
A month of content, already done.
Open ZORP and see 30 days of strategy, captions, and scheduled posts laid out across every platform — no blinking cursor, no blank calendar, no 11pm panic.
- Drag-free monthly calendar view
- Every post pre-written with hooks + captions
- One-click reschedule across all 8 platforms
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What ZORP actually does
Everything your social media needs. All in one place.
A seamless pipeline from spark to scheduled — every stage handled.
- Stage 01
Trend Research
Hey ZORP scans every major platform to find what's actually working right now, so your content is always relevant.
- Stage 02
Platform Strategy
Get a custom strategy built for each platform, not a one-size-fits-all approach that performs mediocre everywhere.
- Stage 03
Fully Written Captions
Not starters. Not prompts. Full, ready-to-post captions for every piece of content on your calendar.
- Stage 04
Video Scripts
Whether it's a Reel, a TikTok, or a YouTube Short, ZORP writes the script so you can just hit record.
- Stage 05
One-Click Video Editing
Short-form video edited and ready to post without you touching a timeline. bleep blurp, done.
- Stage 06
Schedule & Publish
Set it and forget it. ZORP publishes across all your platforms automatically, on the schedule you approve.
Everywhere your audience lives
8 platforms. Zero tab-switching.
ZORP works across every major social platform so your presence is consistent no matter where your people are hanging out.
Feed · Reels · Stories
Feed · Reels
YouTube
Shorts · Videos
TikTok
Videos
Feed Posts
X (Twitter)
Posts
Threads
Posts
Google Business Profile
Updates
Built for you, specifically
Whether you're a solo creator or running the whole show, ZORP gets it.
You're the brand, the product, and the marketing department. ZORP takes the content creation piece completely off your plate so you can focus on the creative work that only you can do.
You have a team, a product, and a million other things demanding your attention. ZORP keeps your social presence active, strategic, and on-brand without pulling you away from what actually grows the business.
Managing multiple brands at once? ZORP's Agency plan handles up to 20 brands under 1 roof, with the option to scale beyond that.
It's actually this simple
From zero to fully scheduled in a few clicks.
Connect Your Brand
Tell ZORP about your brand and link your platforms. It takes about 5 minutes and you'll never have to do it again.
Review Your Strategy
ZORP researches your niche and what's trending, then builds out a full strategy and content calendar with captions, scripts, and post timing ready to go.
Approve & Launch
Review everything, make any tweaks you want, and hit publish. ZORP handles the scheduling from there. That's genuinely it.
Simple, honest pricing
Pick your plan. No surprises. No fine print.
Solo
$99/mo
1 brand
All platforms. All features.
Entrepreneur
$199/mo
Up to 5 brands
All platforms. All features.
Agency
$299/mo
Up to 20 brands + $15/each
All platforms. All features.
Your social media isn't going to run itself. (We checked.)
ZORP is what happens when a social media strategy actually gets done, consistently, without you losing your mind over it. Pick a plan and let's get your content into orbit.